why

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

wecansexy:

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first of all how dare you,

gaydicks420:

the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

aakita:

Spooky ghosts

voodoogirl95:

cool thing about choosing literally any major is that someone is gonna make you feel bad about it

viciousdoughnut:

september? more like october preparation month

radicalpamplemousse:

DARN YOU, FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST, FOR GIVING ME IMPOSSIBLY HIGH EXPECTATIONS FOR ALL OTHER ANIMES I WANT TO WATCH